Give-Me-Some-Time-To-Maul-It-Over Rape (100th Entry!)

Republican: 
Blake Farenthold
Position: 
U.S. Congressman

State:

Date: 
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Source: 
CNN
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I-Don't-Want-To-Be-A-Macho-Man Rape

Republican: 
Pat Robertson
Position: 
Televangelist, former Republican Presidential candidate

State:

Date: 
Monday, October 10, 2016
Source: 
Raw Story
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To-Sessions-That's-Just-Foreplay Rape

Republican: 
Jeff Sessions
Position: 
U.S. Senator

State:

Date: 
Monday, October 10, 2016
Source: 
The Weekly Standard
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Hardy-Har-Sexual-Assault-Is-Hilarious Rape

Republican: 
Rudy Giuliani
Position: 
Former NYC Mayor, Donald Trump advisor

State:

Date: 
Monday, October 10, 2016
Source: 
Wall Street Journal
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Well-If-You're-Gonna-Get-All-Nitpicky Rape

Republican: 
Sean Spicer
Position: 
RNC Spokesman

State:

Date: 
Sunday, October 9, 2016
Source: 
Salon
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Nothing-Else-For-Me-To-Add Rape

Republican: 
Donald Trump
Position: 
Republican Nominee for President

State:

Date: 
Friday, October 7, 2016
Source: 
The Washington Post
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Baghdad Bob Rape

Republican: 
Donald Trump
Position: 
Presidential Candidate, Xenophobe, Racist, Misogynist, Idiot

State:

Date: 
Sunday, May 1, 2016
Source: 
FOX News Sunday
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Actually-You're-100%-Wrong-But-Whatever Rape

Republican: 
Michael Cohen (personal political leanings unknown)
Position: 
Attorney for Donald Trump (personal political leanings unknown, but acting in capacity as Trump's attorney)

State:

Date: 
Monday, July 27, 2015
Source: 
Huffington Post
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Well-SOMEBODY'S-Doing-The-Raping Rape

Republican: 
Donald Trump
Position: 
Businessman, Presidential Candidate

State:

Date: 
Monday, July 27, 2015
Source: 
The Blaze
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